What The Tits?

Mags: want to see something amusing?
Liam: Naturally
Mags: Then look no further



Mags: When I showed her that picture, my friend Courtney asked they pointed question "That's disappointing...why isn't its penis striped?"
Liam:What the tits?
Liam: I thought it was some sort of mutant until I realised there were 2 of them
Mags: There are two
Mags: And one penis
Liam: Ah, its a mummy and daddy zebra.
Mags: Perhaps
Mags: Luckily I didn't see any mommy and daddy action
Mags: The stripe question though...that needs answering
Liam: Well its usually...retracted
Liam: And therefore doesn’t need camouflage
Mags: Still
Mags: Its skin is striped...so...all its skin should be striped
Liam: The skin isn’t
Liam: They are pink
Mags: Oh right
Mags: I'm thinking of tigers
Mags: Damn stripy* animals
Mags: Causing me confusion

*Mags would have you know that "stripy" actually is the correct word to describe animals that are striped. It is not "stripey" as common sense would have you believe*