Student Behaviour

Aside from being hilariously funny (even if it's just because we try so hard and it isn't working), we also have a life. Now, as most students, we have a life that consists of having to do work and not doing it. On time, or at all. With the fourth week of this semester coming up, both myself and Mags are already stressed little students desperately trying to ignore the ever growing pile of work they have to do. It was time for a change:

Leonie: I have perfectionistic procrastination
Leonie: it's because I want to do so well that I don't do anything, because if I don't, then that means I can't screw up
Mags: yeah
Mags: I'm that way except perfectionist
Leonie: and by being this way I screw myself over time and time again
Mags: I'm just...
Leonie: this being proof
Leonie: I should be doing maths
Mags: I'm so convinced of what needs to be done
Mags: I need to do all my reading for English
Leonie: I know
Mags: and I need to talk to my history Professor about leaving early
Leonie: I have it all lined out
Mags: but I didn't see him at all this week
Leonie: but then I just don't do it
Mags: me neither
Leonie: it sucks doesn't it?
Leonie: before Monday, I have to finish this massive Maths homework
Leonie: including the computer assingments
Leonie: I have to rewrite my literature essay and add heaps of stuff
Leonie: I have to edit someone else's because I was foolish enough to say I'd do it
Leonie: I have to read 3 chapters of history
Leonie: that's 150 pages
Leonie: because I kind of er... neglected that a little
Mags: yeah
Leonie: I have to write a one page outline of my history essay I'm going to write on the Jacobite revolts in Scotland
Mags: I have to go buy a textbook I've not bought for the last three weeks
Leonie: and I have only started doing maths
Mags: I have to catch up on 3 weeks of reading
Leonie: k, here's the deal
Leonie: you go and buy that textbook
Mags: I have to learn everything for geography
Leonie: I mean now
Leonie: now now now
Mags: I can't get there
Leonie: buy buy buy
Leonie: why not?
Mags: no car
Mags: it's 2 miles away
Leonie: good point
Leonie: bus?
Mags: not on saturdays
Leonie: OK
Leonie: then here's the deal
Mags: heh
Leonie: you are going to go and read geography now
Mags: that's something I can delay
Leonie: and I'm going to go and do maths now
Mags: but the geography
Mags: I have an exam on Wednesday
Leonie: now now now NOW
Leonie: go Mags
Leonie: go go go
Leonie: read
Mags: heh
Leonie: study
Leonie: now
Mags: you go go go Leonie
Leonie: and I'll do maths
Leonie: yes
Leonie: we can do this
Mags: all right
Leonie: this is going to work fantastically
Mags: I'll be back in...2 hours
Leonie: yes
Leonie: me too
Leonie: and then we report
Mags: deal

Unfortunately, now that I have created this post, I really have nothing else to use for procrastination purposes. I might even have to consider doing work. Ono.